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Ummm... I was kicked out of Brownies. For starting a protest. And accused of attempted arson during said protest. Does that count as quitting?

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but

This is literally what I just said to myself reading the headline and although I don't fight over partners but I WILL fight you for him.

Poor Jeremy. It's probably because he finally realized that he loves me. Took him long enough.

And again, there is no crime here.

Yeah. She makes it with chicken now. Because she can.

Putting this out here:

Just love your kids.

Judging by the Tumblr, she was a fan of Sailor Moon, feminism, and stockings with cats on them

Sweet fucking jesus!

Is this person still alive? Because he seems to have expelled a considerable amount of his insides.

I AM NOT WATCHING THAT AND FUCK YOU FOR LINKING IT

nononononofuckyou SKAY SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU SO HARD RIGHT NOW

No good. Next thing we know, all the feminazis are gonna want to breast feed their period bears on the bus too.

We're on the same page. Upon further reflection, I may have a solution: what if women agree to keep their period bears on their laps instead of taking up an extra seat? I think that's fair.

Women shouldn't even be allowed to take public transportation, because our menstruation attracts bears and that's putting everyone at risk. Biology.

Pffft. I think this doesn't go far enough. We need dedicated, testicle-friendly spaces on public transport.

are you fucking crazy? menstruating women shouldn't even be allowed on public transit, their cycles might sync up and then all the women will have PMS at the same time and OH MY GOD, CAN YOU NOT SEE THE PROBLEM WITH THIS /s

Men can't bring stroller's onto buses? Who knew?

This is the stupidest shit I have ever heard.