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Don't click on things like this when you are pregnant!

Vogue India wins simply because of this cover (an oldie but a goodie)

Well this is probably the least shocking headline I've ever read.

So, maybe just microwave that leftover pizza on a paper towel next time, at least if you've got a bun in the oven.

There was a lot of tinkering with this one. My goal was "how can I distill this legitimate scientific study into the simplest and dumbest-sounding synopsis possible?" I think I succeeded spectacularly, tbh.

This might be my favorite headline you've ever written, old chum.

Love the "Change Subject to Case Where the Victim is White". I was looking for the "Who Lets a 12-Yr Old Play With a Pellet Gun?" I've heard that a lot. I keep answering, "um, my parents."

Damn that is a foolishly brave child! Shudder at the thought of the 16-year-old boy who takes no issue with the age of an ELEVEN-YEAR-OLD kid. Seems like she has caring parents, at least. However this: "...though her parents are now pushing for laws that require taxi drivers to verify the age of young passengers

I'm seeing a lot of victim blaming here and you should be ashamed of yourself. I don't want to live in a nation where cops kill first and ask questions later, nor do I want to live in a nation where we justify killing an individual because they weren't upstanding human beings. But those things only warrant death if

Seriously. Did no one think it was a major problem that an officer of the law looked at a human being and saw a demon, not a person, not a man whose well-being needed to be protected, or at least balanced against the officer's own safety concerns?

I couldn't read through your entire post of rambling victim-blaming, but I want to say regardless that Ohio (the state in which Rice was fatally shot) is an open carry state. White people can literally walk into Target or Chipotle with a fully loaded AK47. White kids can run around with toy guns and no one bats an eye.

I think Tamir Rice's mother should probably feel somewhat responsible for what happened for letting a 12 year old play unsupervised in a park and letting him carry around such a dangerous toy

Dear sceptics and their ilk:

"Rice shouldn't have been carrying a toy gun in an open carry state if he didn't want to get shot." Already one in the comments. Fuuuuk these people.

What the hell is awful comment, i would bet that Tamir Rice mom feels guilty but she shouldn't, she didn't know he had a toy gun and most parents would allow a 12 year old to go to park alone.

Rest in peace Trayvon, Mike, Eric and Tamir. Your mothers are courageous, strong and full of grace in their grief. Change: It IS gonna come.

What sort of animals make a pregnant person wait in line to use the bathroom? Ugh.

someday, everyone will just know that when a pregnant woman says now, they mean right fucking now

Sadly, my horror show, was just last year, at an age when I should know better. I was attending a very fancy company holiday party, for the company that I work for as a senior staff member in the entertainment industry. as well, I had rsvp'd to attend an early evening cocktail party, business related, beforehand.

"I DON'T NEED YOU! I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU!" love this, feels like it could have been me at that age