I'm kind of ashamed to admit that I have no idea what gravlax is and for a moment thought it was a Pokemon.

I had the opposite experience with lox (or, actually gravlax) about 10 years ago at a very hip NY restaurant. I was with my now-husband/then-boyfriend, who, for the record is from Sweden. He ordered a gravlax appetizer, and, when it was brought to him, he noticed that it smelled and tasted very, very wrong. A piece…

I want for him to play by the same rulebook as all the other rapists and convicted sex offenders. In my state, sex offenders aren't allowed to live within 2,000 feet of a school. (It might be 1,000 feet.) So why does he get to attend one when Ohio has an online high school option as part of their public school system?…

Hell, I'd be happy with just comprehensive sex education instead of a lot of this abstinence-based "education."

It's a start. Now if we could just get comprehensive sex education to INCLUDE CONSENT, I'd be a much happier Pipper... a pepper Pipper?

God, we get those all the time. Most of the time it's a craven grab for free food but there's a subset who seems to belong to The Church Of Invited Disappointment.

LOL. What was wrong with that dude?

Complaining just to complain. They specifically said they didn't want anymore comps or gift cards, they just wanted their steak cooked the way they liked. I was polite, but told them that obviously we can't get it right, so either try something else or maybe try a new restaurant.

There was a couple who used to come into my job and order the same steaks and they were never, ever, cooked to their liking. Ever. They always sent them back and always complained to a manager.
One day I was managing and a server told me that the "steak people" were here and that they wanted to talk to me. I went over…

Sports is the only thing that matters to these people, isn't it? Like the ONLY thing. Their heads could be on fire, but sports would still be more important. What the hell kind of life is that?

CNN will be glad to hear that his life was not, in fact, ruined.

So, Registered Sex Offenders can't live near schools, but CAN play on their football teams. Makes sense.

That lox stock photo at the top of the page reminded me of a strange coworker I had. This is not a restaurant story, but worth telling:

Composite sketch of these items you dislike:

No, Bah-Jah Blast is like Mountain Dew and yeah, it's good.

Is that like Sierra Mist? Is it good?

Hey M, this is a sucky sucky situation.

If IP anonymity is so huge, would it be possible to arrange like a Kinja trade on them? Like if someone wants to post a picture, they have to uncover their IP addy to do so. If they just want to comment, burn away anonymously. (I totally get this sounds like an…

I would never mix breast milk and Sprite. Mountain Dew is the only soda that goes with breast milk. Everybody knows that.

For what it's worth, I want to apologize to our readers who are forced to interact with these violent gifs regularly. The point of Kinja is to create a better platform for discussion and those discussions CANNOT happen when you're inundated by such traumatizing material. It's this person's goal to shutdown…