Adorable! I'm imagining Professor McGonagall doing this.

Oh good lord I'm so sorry. There's nothing like two idiots pooling their idiocy. You'd think it would amount to a slightly higher amount of net intelligence, and yet!

Yes please!!

I did not!

Oof, I need these today. We're switching one of our major computer programs to a new system so that one program is offline today, and my ancient coworker just got here. Our computers work, we have internet, we just can't use that program, and we've only been prepping for this for like three months. She's been to the…

My Mexican grandpa ate a full tablespoon of it the first time we took him to a Japanese place before we could stop him. He thought it was guacamole, and he almost had a heart attack. He turned the actual color of a ripe tomato.

I swear it's going to come out someone involved is one of those people who don't believe in rape or some shit. To me this was handled TOO badly to just be a few f-ups.

A holiday season like this makes me think real long and hard about how Jesus' birthday wasn't even actually at this time of year, we just co-opted a more fun pagan celebration. And then make people fighting for their civil rights feel bad for "ruining" said co-opted pagan celebration. I've been getting mad at…

Yes.

I'm not sure the audience is particularly receptive, but #CrimingWhileWhite is a great source of information to use to shut up your (most likely) white idiot friends and relatives who come at you with the "That's what happens when you misbehave around COPS!" argument. Like anyone who ever disrespects a cop gets…

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It ticks me off that fan Rotom isn't able to fly. He has a fan on him! How come he can't fly but a three-headed wingless bird can?!

This one is my favorite.

It's the 21st century's take on lynching. These are vicious and highly publicized murders of black people by individuals in an organization that protects them, that they make sure we all know about, then legally declare are not crimes. Not even just not *murder* - NOT CRIMES. And half the country reacts by saying…

Ottilie?! What even is that?

<innernet hugs>

My favorite (least favorite) name trend right now is Reagen/Regan. Like it's bad enough naming your kid after any president after FDR, but Regan really gets me. I really have to restrain myself from asking the parents if they really didn't read King Lear or at least, you know, google the name? Also to warn them to…

Coming down here to gloat that I only *just* met someone with the same name as me. In mah late 20's, bitchezzzzz!

I like to think that they screwed up and all of Illinois posted something like "What am I thankful for? Well I can tell ya it's not my in-laws! Har har!"