That’s Hollywood, Baybeeeee!

“Consent” in this situation is amorphous You’re a woman under the glaring eyes of a TV audience and multiple cameras on a gameshow where you want to do well, with a host that seems to be the boss of the whole production (even if that’s not 100% true, it’s still the perception of the host). You don’t want to “rock the…

And change to theme music to...the obvious.

One of the (several) reasons that The Simpsons needs to die is that it would free up Hank Azaria to host Jeopardy.

He hadn’t reached Tarantino level, nor will he ever.

I think most of those kisses were consensual... Maybe not

This would be the best timeline. The Weird timeline. 

Dawson would not last one show, and have 20 lawsuits stemming from that one show, if he were a host today.

a simple background check would have caught that, shame!

Personally, I think getting caught with oxycontin while crossing the Canadian border was the problem.

Yeah, it looks like we’re stuck with Mayim-on-occasion. But it’s time to just revert to either Ken or Buzzy for the main show.

At least give him a week if he’s interested.

I find the shock of America that Jeopardy! is run by Hollywood sleazebags instead of erudite Belle & Sebastian listeners to be kind of charming

I think this means therefore that Weird Al has to become the host? Which, honestly, would be great.

In the words of the prophet, Weird Al, he lost on Jeopardy.

Hecklers are the worst, but you cannot utter the N word like he did, it’s about time it caught up to him

Hilarious. He wanted fame and he got it. If he hadn’t been such a weasel by rigging the host search to make himself the winner nobody would even know he was a creep. 

Next up on Ow, My Hubris!

I’d never even heard of this guy before this Jeopardy fiasco, but now it all sounds like if he hadn’t stuck his head out it wouldn’t have gotten chopped off.