"Time travelling John Travolta"

But are they communists as Mr Baker purports? Or just lefty-leaning liberals?

The headline for the article made me think he had cut off his own thumb specifically for this cause.

Oh sweet baby jeebus... this requires a viewing...

I was thinking Barry Lyndon, but yours works too.

Just what I needed, ANOTHER zombie vagina. Like that relationship wasn't 6 months of wasted time.

Now downclimb it, smart guy.

Emergency tie-off and/or rappels? Esp. for the descent?

Gwah? Heinrich Harrer et al did the North Face successfully during WW II. See his account in The White Spider.

Cuz that would be like playing God. Or Dr. Frankenstein. And look where those stories ended up.

Unless it's already been done with one of the movies in the series:

Yo dawg etc I herd u like Nalgene bottles so I made a Nalgene bottle that fits in your Nalgene bottle so u can drink while u drink...

You don't get hot when your heart is carved out of pure glacier ice.

I agree that helping this fellow alone doesn't address the greater need.

That's cuz Stiffy McDouche is content to lurk in the shadows, manipulating people and events from his mountain lair like some kind of James Bond supervillain.

Yeah, no shit. What next?

And you haven't left the house since, right?

Ah yes, Indo-Dracula sports the infamous "Madras Mullet". This alone would ensure victory over Billy The Kid's Dracula.

Well it's the only way to be sure, right?

There's wood in your pus and feces?