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Waaaaaitaminit.... There's quality control on porn? I am intrigued. How does one gauge quality thusly? I have a few ideas myself but they are, well, naughty.

baldbeaver made a pornpun. He he he!

No dude, this is him. BOC just made a video out of part of his jump:

This, maybe?

Aw, man... I remember waking up at like 4:00 AM to watch the first shuttle launch. I was in high school, and pretty much on auto-pilot the whole day, yet somewhat elated.

BEST IDEA EVAR.

"leant a hand"

Word. Wish I could get that time back. 900 pages of semi-autobiographical pseudo-lyrical self-indulgent prose does not necessarily a Great Novel make.

I know exactly how I'd defeat my clone: case of beer, family-size bag of chips (Miss Vickies, please), big-ass blunt, stack of fave dvd's.

Parts of Canada are indeed pleasant. St John's is pretty f'g pleasant, and the entire province of Newfoundland and Labrador is pretty f'g awesome all the way 'round.

So Shakespeare was a stoner. And?

Unregardless of any of this, James Brown can (could) do not wrong. This is a lie, but it needed to be said.

That happened just the way he planned it.

Excellent. Bar service starts at noon.

Beneath that reserved, polite exterior is a seething mass of repressed asshole. Harks back to our staid English roots, maybe.

Canada isn't as "nice" as you and every other stereotypist think it is. Horror of horrors, we are just like you.

I read "Catholic Protection System" instead.

True. Last I checked, MS SQL Server is behind Oracle & DB2 in big db market share. That being said, these 3 account for the vast majority of large db deployments. MS SQL Server certainly offers the best price-perfomance-feature ratio of the 3 by a long shot.