"I'm the B(o)atman."

Wow, just like when I'm awake!

Big deal. We had augmented reality back in my day, 'cept we called it "mushrooms".

Huh. So they're waiting for the technology to catch up to Lucas' vision. Deja vu all over again, it was this kind of "waiting" that contributed to the steaming piles that were episodes 1 - 3.

And as with all the performances of their shitty, derivative music, he's just phoning it in.

"My mind to your mind... my thoughts to your thoughts..."

Now the word "Pazuzu" is stuck in my head to the tune of "By Mennen!"

Oh who's possessed now?

*cough* Iron Man ripoff *cough*

The most dangerous game = man. Classic short story, googe it...

First they take our jobs, now they take our women.

Shrewd product placement by Hooters says YES. And all terminators are women.

While I'm no great fan of Jobs or Ballmer, I think I'd much rather enjoy a beer with Ballmer than Jobs. Dude seems to at least not take himself so seriously. Jobs has a fucking messiah vibe emanating from him most of the time.

Relax, chief. Last I checked, neither of them gave a shit about anything you or I said.

That rocks. Betcha Douchey McTurtleneck wouldn't do the same with a PC laptop.

Terminators vs. Predators. And they each have guns that shoot Aliens.

"Let me start with this: DO NOT TRY THIS EXPERIMENT."

I wish I had said that. Hope you die in a car fire.

Huh. I think I dated one of those without knowing it at the time.

I saw Dirty Jobs and had an image of Steve Jobs fapping to porn...