"...many white students simply believe that competing with Asians — both Asian Canadians and international students — requires a sacrifice of time and freedom they're not willing to make."

I couldn't finish this article.

@knightvash: Showing off her gams. Er, cams.

@OohErMissus: I agree with your second proposal. On that note, ya shoulda seen the humungous Uweboll from my morning constitutional.

@Mister_Roboto: Nice South Park ref.

I just watched this yesterday. Best SF movie, like, EVER.

@FlirtySanchez: "re-crappening": you should TM this.

@iKaz: Yeah, I'm with you there. They're nice, but when I think Lovecraft I think ancient gods and dread, something awakening that should not have been disturbed. These ain't doing it for me.

@Animatronic-Fireman: Really? For some reason I thought they were completely no-touch.

@ManchuCandidate: Polars, work your molars: new geese on lease!

@Belabras: Word. If we REALLY want to help them out we should take out some of the Canada geese hereabouts and ship them north.

@Philoso.raptor: You know she'd rip your face off if she had half a chance, right? They are the largest mammalian predator on land, after all.

@ThePeopleLookLikeFlowersAtLast: WIN.

Gilligan in a tuxedo smoking a stogie fighting ED-209 with a double-rainbow lightsabre. They are in front of the Teletubbies house, which is on fire, and one of the Teletubbies (your choice) is in ED-209's arms, Robot-Monster style. And it's the Apocalypse and the Four Horsemen are hanging around waiting for the…

@Chilli: Uh-huh. And probably a lot less fun, Mr. Funbuster McBuzzkill.

@pmarble: I was kinda thinking that myself. They men were being dicks, the woman tried to help.

This is all well and good and I'm sure is an important discovery for these so-called "physicists" (who I think just make this stuff up cuz they were dweebs in school who still want to sound smart and make everyone else feel stupid with all their jargon and stuff), but how exactly does this move me closer to getting my…

@tetracycloide: FYI it's "Allez Cuisine!"

Somewhere up there JG Ballard is smiling.

@Phatric: Ya, texting/calling is illegal in Ontario now. Too bad nobody gives a shit and just keeps right on doing it. OPP included, thought they may have an exemption.