Hear me out:

My theory is that Bigfoot is the mysterious monster that destroys every public restroom. When you walk in on a fecal crime and wonder “how did they get shit there?” the answer is clear: Bigfoot.

I’m sure he remembers Clemente fondly as “one of the good ones”

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

I sincerely hope this woman is ok. Now. With that out of the way, I cannot stop laughing hysterically and my bartender says I have no soul. I imagine the lady is in there thinking “this is it. I’m going out in a whirl of adrenaline and blood to the head. I should have stayed in the goddam desert.”

Right-Wing Nutjob Aborts Full-Term Baby in Public

Why is the Far-right so emotional?

There’s some dangerous gambles the WWE can take but they COULD have huge pay offs.
1) Change Brock Lesnar’s name to Bork Lensor.
2) Have him carry the “Money in the Bork” briefcase.
3) Make him a dog.

In my day, rappers wore LA Raiders gear and didn’t smile AND WE LIKED IT

plus dont forget that fresh can burn you get when you crack it open and guzzle half of it

Obviously this article was written to instigate a fight but I’m going to fall for it anyway and stand firm in my belief that LaCroix is actually good. Some of us want something that is very lightly flavored because it’s more refreshing and I don’t like the sweeter stuff. Also, I think the decline is probably heavily du…

You know, I spend the time to craft a comment specifically created for people like you to knowingly wink/nod at, and you go and completely blow my cover.

I would bet you a million dollars that no team in baseball history has ever had a walk-off win in an away game.

Interesting fact... the top four teams in baseball (Twins, Dodgers, Yankees, Astros) have not had a walk-off win in an away game this season OR in any of the last three seasons.

I maintain that Godzilla 2014 is a really good monster movie and I’ve enjoyed it quite a bit more than I did in the theatre during subsequent home viewings. The blu-ray seems slightly color-corrected to help with the darkness issues, you can fast forward through all of that dumb post-Cranston character shit with…

Nope. This was Drake in high school:

Odd. Normally, it’s the Catholic schoolboys who get pounded in the butt by a man with a cross.

In Neely’s defense, just because Ravizza’s dead doesn’t mean he isn’t doing what he does best.

Jesus, Drew, she fucking farted. Be a goddamn gentleman for once.

Also very familiar with your wife.