Do you kiss your pimp with that mouth?

They’re trying to say this is what happens when you can’t vote for Obama for a third time.

The way to think about this is this is specifically for drunks/stoners at 2am. That is not a crowd that is demanding real-a Italian-a pizza.

Was your synagogue reform? Had my auf ruf at a reform on the East Coast and no candy. Was disappointed. But any Conservative or higher institution would do candy throwing.

Shitty that LW2 is getting the blame for what happened. But there’s the fact that it’s a fresh wound and the initial response of anyone being betrayed is to lash out and blame. Maybe time will that. Maybe not.

Los Locos should kick this guys’ ass!

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Counter Point: the banquette is the best spot for an under-the-table handie. 

For those in Learned League, could have used this article last week.

All those words about this movie and not one mention of Demi’s boobs?

I just hope he doesn’t cannibalize all the screen time.

Slightly OT - American Muslims should join the cause of ending Daylight Saving Time, so that they can break the fast at a more reasonable hour. Just another reason why DST is terrible.

I see cats more as Scotch drinkers.

Funny thing is, that video of him as an 18 year old talking about boobs and world domination is probably the most normal human thing he has ever done.

I am merely an ordinary gentleman, so you can imagine my surprise when I landed a date with Mina Harker. Turns out she only wanted me because I had access to really good weed.

Hi Chicken Parmesan. I’m Darth.

Chicken and cheese don’t really work that well together. Some things are best left cheeselesss.

The victim should have let the wookie win.

I think my favorite part is right after Prince tosses his guitar, he sashays off stage with this look like “yeah, I just owned all your asses.”

Nothing will ever top Prince’s appearance on the Muppet Show