They were assless pants, and they deserve to be recognized.

My beagle, Archie, is usually pretty well-behaved,

Others say that the pivot to vegetables is a sneaky way to increase profit margins.

Having a Polish sausage makes me want to Krakowpen a beer.

And we can build this dream together
Standing strong forever
Nothing’s gonna stop us now
And if this world runs out of lovers
We’ll still have each other
Nothing’s gonna stop us
Nothing’s gonna stop us now

The misery porn was exhausting, and almost made me give up on the show, but the end of last season sort of redeemed it and made me interested in what happens next.

How many synonyms for Canada can we list throughout the season?

Thomas Harris’ Hannibal novels for their terrible portrayal of LGBT characters.

I wanted to say that I, a female, had a male partner who always came twice.

Yes to the jalapeno flavor. Gives it that nice extra kick.

“And what do you think the massive ramp-up in vegetable production will do? All the extra space required to grow that many more plants.”

If Bob Einstein were still with us, he would be perfect for playing Lindell. Same raspy voice.

He should bring back Crank Yankers just to prank MAGA sites.

Sure, the burgers may be better at Cuilver’s and In n/ Out, but neither can match the Shake Shack shakshuka.

End traffic stops. We have enough cameras to ticket speeders and red light runners.

I would write a letter to myself telling me to stop blaming myself for all the stupid shit you did as a kid and recognize you were reacting to a shitty abusive family.

Obvious answer is a wizard did it. 

I would have to ask my partner, since of the two I’m the one that does. And they are ok with it because weed has the weird effect on me of making me want to pull weeds in the yard or clean the bathrooms.

The Subway thing could just be a regression to the mean (not sure if term used correctly) given how crazily they expanded in recent years.

A douche and his money are soon parted.