I WOULD IF I COULD

Allison - any brands in particular you like? And what do you think of Costco’s gallon sized tubs?

With all the callbacks to the original, do we get to see Louis Anderson fulfill his dream of becoming assistant manager? That’s when the big bucks roll in.

That’s a typo

The joy of this video was tempered by what they said about James Earl Jones. We already lost the physical Darth Vader. Can’t imagine not having the vocal part. (among many other iconic roles)

notice the double j before jjajangmyeon and jjampong? The reason for the double J’s is that in Korean, the pronunciation is kind of like a cross between a G (as in “general”) and a “J” sound

Seems like just getting frozen fish and bun of choice from the supermarket would be a better option than most of these sandwiches. But now I have to plan a trip to the dreaded in-laws to get access to one of those Culver’s sandwiches.

This is basically the plot to “Middlesex”

Bad first impression: be unattractive

(I am sorry to many drivers

How do you do a keto and plant-based diet? Isn’t Keto heavy on the meat fats?

I find it hilarious that Aunt Becky had to briber her kid into USC. Only a USC grad could come up with something so dumb.

Tonight’s gonna be a good night for her.

I have the same feelings as Allison, wondering what my ancestors would think of me eating matzo ball soup out of a can. They would probably be thrileld that we’re not being murdered by Cossacks.

That settles it - hitting H Mart this weekend with a print out of this article.

Why is a steakhouse serving Hamm? Shouldn’t they have a Shia LeBeouf figure?

Well this report is quite jarring.

Do you have access to No 1 Sons in Baltimore? They’re a DC-based pickling company. But my sober wife, who was never big on kombucha, discovered their version and now guzzles the stuff.

I’ve actually seen Creed. I guess I should edit the comment to haven’t seen any of the movies titled “Rocky”.

Oooohh, Final Analysis. Kim Basinger’s boobs!