You haven’t heard the last of them.

Don’t yuck on anyone’s yum. (Although I agree with you on mayo)

I would tell my younger self get the f*** out of your house way sooner. And don’t tether yourself to shitty friends just because you feel lonely.

This seems like the classic mistake of “more is more” that so many chains seem to keep making. Why make 31 flavors if you can’t get vanilla right?

After a decade of a marriage V-day was simply the impetus for us to get takeout from out favorite Italian spot, and that’s about it. Otherwise, V-day is in competition for New Years Eve for forced merriment and jacked up prices.

Not as scary as giant bunnies:

Your story is making me think of Skinner’s time in a Vietnamese POW camp.

“That’s why Easter eggs are a thing:” In reality it’s a leftover from the pagan Estera, where the egg was a symbol of rebirth with the onset of spring time. Same thing with the bunnies - also a symbol of fertility. And more holidays should feature bunnies.

And the Orthodox go full vegan for the 40 days. I respect that more.

Wait a few months then binge during a free trial period.

He brought sexy back.

(They did list St. Louis. And the description is horrible.)

I don’t disagree. Making this a slideshow if this length is as unforgivable as pineapple on pizza.

How do you not include Pizza Man, with a baby-faced Bill Maher.

If you’re going to include TV episodes, then it needs to include Community’s alternative timelines episode.

I’d be willing to try all of these. Except St. Louis.

yeah, not clicking through all that. But if you shrink your browser it turns it into an article.

This is art.

Back in undergrad had a friend that made a really big deal about having sex in his parents bed when they were away. I never understood why that was a thing. Even using their bathroom grosses me out, let alone where they spend 8 hours sweating and farting.