You can tell a lot about a person’s character from the way they are with kids

“When Michelle and I came into office....”

She lost her license because she refused the breath test and her awesome parents took her car away.Her parents are the heroes here.

I’m more surprised that there are enough Asian males to actually run numbers and trends against. You basically never see them on screen.

She is an elected official and cannot be fired. The judge warned her she would be in contempt of court and would be jailed so basically.....No

You are part of an ancient thing that doesn’t know what it is, and can’t.

That’s fine, Miss Piggy has obviously moved on.

Give me Niçoise salad or give me fucking death.

Is it weird that I mentally cast Don as Graham Greene?

You clearly have no idea how shifts work at cheapass restaurants. Here is how my job works:

I would do anything for meatloaf, but I won’t do that.

“The sisters weren’t convicted of any crimes, rather their sentence was punishment for their brother’s elopement.”

Or forcing religious beliefs on citizens of a secular society where church and state are to remain separate.

You know what? As a gay person who’s been subjected to repeated legal discrimination—including being blocked from marrying my partner of over a decade until a couple of months ago, being subject to a ban on LGBT adoption, having to hire an attorney to draft POA and hospital visitation documents just so I could see my…

Wait. What if my IUD is really an IED?

‪I had an unexpected affair three years ago.

Well, I know it’s going to be easy to criticize this guy and everything he did but, in fairness, I think he did a great job directing Argo.

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.