Seriously why would you shoot it down, just because you can?

Other nations haven’t abolished slavery?

It’s pretty rich of her to construe a homeland security dude doing his job as “trying to get his 15 minutes” considering she hitched her wagon to an aging alcoholic superstar and hasn’t looked back since.

Hmm. I really didn’t have an opinion on Amber Heard either way until just now. And now I think she’s an ass.

I think it’s a pretty good exercise for kids and forming an opinion, expression and debate. However, I am very sad for Pablo. Neither of his options are good.

I couldn’t find the clip, but that sounds like the Big Bang Theory episode with Penny’s dad where he says “behind every man is a woman who won’t let him have any fun, amirite?”

The latest figures state there are about 38 million people in California. Which are you suggesting:

That’s simply not true. Next-day weather forecasts have been incredibly accurate for years. Even 10-day forecasts are generally accurate to within a few degrees/humidity percentage points/precipitation levels.

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch CBE, actually. Son of Timothy Carlton Congdon Cumberbatch. So if they keep with tradition, kid is probably going to have a few middle names, including his dad’s name and probably a Carlton.

I thought it was canon that Gendry made it to the inn that Hot Pie is a baker at and now they opened up their own small blacksmith/bakery shop. But what’s this? A baby at the doorstep! Oh no, how will these two ever hope to raise a baby while paying rent to their crotchety, but lovable landlord!

You did this whole article without mentioning that god awful abomination Americans call cheese that ruins everything? I’m also fine with all the things mentioned here too though.

Are you Deer God? It’s me, Margaret.

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

How much more wanted and loved they will feel when she tells them that they were chosen, that they are alive because she chose not to kill them.

Sure, women have been giving birth without medical intervention for centuries. And wow, it’s like modern medical technologies have had no impact on maternal death rates and infant mortality rates! It’s like nothing has changed at all!

Women and babies dying of natural childbirth at astonishing rates is also natural.

Of course there is no evidence. Food goes through an acid bath in the stomach and gets broken down into the major macro and micro nutrients along with water. Human’s don’t have a special slow-release magical placenta reservoir to carry you through an invigorating pregnancy healing period. Jesus fuck. Get it together…

Dammit. Why are other people so damned beautiful?! :(

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