This idea of the "package" is very intriguing to me and it's a good description of what I've attempted to describe to people previously about why I don't want children...

What the fuck?

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You're onto something. If we only had to see our husbands 2-3 times a week for a couple hours at a time, it would be WAAAAAAAY easier to keep in peak condition. I'm far to lazy to be in peak condition at all times, so I'm going to go ahead and lobby for part-time husbands instead.

No, no, no. Animals eat the placenta to cover the smell of blood associated with birth. Not for any other reason. Ruminids like deer can't even digest it properly to gain any sort of nutrition from it, for strength or whatever people claim. Safe to assume that most women aren't being actively hunted. The placenta is a…

"...many people are choosing to have it in a thick, bulbous smoothie..."

In addition to what Ari said, most missing child reports are either non-custodial parent abductions or runaways (so that includes every 14-year-old who runs away for 5 hours then realizes it sucks and comes home on their own, as long as their parents call the police and file a report). Most missing persons cases of…

Because the chip in dogs only has information identifying the owner and their contact information, it doesn't actually track anything.

RFID chips (such as those used with pets) are not tracking devices.

most children are abducted by their non custodial parent..

I see why parents might want to microchip their children, however I am more concerned with what might be some ethical issues regarding this. This article tries to be unbiased and chipper about the subject, however it gives me personally a great deal of discomfort. Is it OK to do this? It just doesn't feel so.

Probably because you don't want anything staying on the skin after a burn. That's a good way to get an infection.

That is the dumbest rule! Who the hell came up with that? It makes no sense! Not everyone can find a date ffs!

My sister is childless to date, so it must have been quite memorable.

Omg. I don't know how you managed to make it through that. I have three kids and I'm pretty sure that if one of them had a screaming tantrum about ANYTHING in public I'd just be like, "welp, I have other kids, kid," and walk off. That or I'd be a screaming crying puddle on the floor too.

Homer reference HOLLERRRR

Because the word savage on its own does not immediately bring to mind non whites. The idea that it should?

If the theme of the show was appropriating someone's cultural dress for their own means, that would be racist.