I would be glad to personally subsidize an all-you-can-catch lobster deal for him.

Wow, ignorance and bigotry answered with more of the same. You...uh...win?

"It's not wild chicken."

Am I a hopeless fuddy-duddy for refusing to get on Team Salad Tossing? I just...fecal-oral bacterial transmission, you guys. C. diff is no fucking joke.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

No, that cat definitely cops a buzz from olives. That backing up is just defensiveness or part of the game.

I'm confused. Parents are reviled because they don't discipline their kids. They're reviled if they punish them. (You can't spank them!)

Can we fucking stop with this shit? All this talk. All these articles about how sex can be great, suuure, without orgasms. ONE LITTLE DETAIL in all these articles though - almost all the women who don't come with their man are usually getting themselves off alone. I don't know about anyone else, but when I MASTURBATE,…

Bullshit. Going to this kind of restaurant is like going to the Louvre and asking them to hang up some fucking Thomas Kinkade paintings. You're asking for an experience they don't fucking offer. Go somewhere that does, and stop wasting people's time.

I sincerely doubt that there was any ranch dressing in that kitchen to be had.

"Now, that first story might not seem to be some huge righteous vengeance,..."

Edited for accuracy.

Makes sense. It's so much harder for them to get married and have it be respected, I think it's not done as lightly as it may be in other cases. Straight couples sometimes feel the need to be married because they're pregnant, because it's expected, because they want sex (religious), etc. Gay couples get married…

There is no possible way I could care less about this.

Of course no one on this show 'had to get raped'. This isn't real. But it's absurd to object any time a rape is depicted on TV (which you guys seem too do pretty consistently) precisely because it is an altogether too common fact of life. And this being on The CW, I have to be really skeptical about how 'graphic' the…

You should also know about this shitbird: in the aughts he dated fellow CPC MP Belinda Stronach. They broke up mid-decade, in a split that caused her to cross the floor to the Liberals (not sure on the chicken-egg there).

MacKay: *conservative automaton-generated empty words about sad thing*
Mulcair: *broadsides MacKay with, you know, facts*
MacKay: PARTISAN!!!!

I wish I had one, but alas, such a video does not exist!

I'd like to go with We Are the Champions by Queen. First need to wade through Catholic BS (his not mine) before we can even set a date. :(