It seems to be working a hell of a lot better in Denmark than our system is here. People who go on about the evils of unions are ignoring the fact that the only thing worse than having strong unions is what happens when you don't have them.

not all tools are a hammer.

Ahem, you should have realized by now that you don't work WITH cats but FOR cats.

I think the most depressing thing here is that my first thought upon viewing the photo was, "It could be worse. Thank god he didn't do it in blackface."

His show caught shit on CBS this morning today because the town that bought that military vehicle they did not need had a riot at their pumpkin festival over the weekend. (Clearly the vehicle did not make a difference.)

John Oliver is effectively proving that The Daily Show concept can be improved without being Colbert. On top of that he's doing solid work as a reporter.

My misandrist heart just grew three sizes. And also, I'm not squatting when I poop. It feels weird, stop trying to sell me on that. :/

I'm sorry but am I reading this correctly? A MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL advised her that milk would come out OF HER ARMPITS??!! This issue has now jumped the shark and I think we can all go home because we're clearly done here.

I was raised that being on time is a show of respect. I HATE when people are late, especially when they don't call to tell you they're running late, then have the audacity to catch an attitude when you go ahead and eat without them. The mother fucking reservation said 8:00, not 9:00, go fuck yourself because I'm…

Yasssss! I don't make many late night movie trips on opening day, but I might for this. The last one was just so good!

I think it's okay to have a preference for dicks that are not small and further I don't really give a rat's what your penis thinks about small boobs or the fact that this was posted on Jez and there is no counterpart about gaping vaginas. Women are told by everyone and their mother both directly and indirectly that…

OK but don't tell that to the people who come in to my "practice." That medical degree I drew on the back of a Star magazine is totally legit, too.

Wow. Just wow.

I don't think it's totally unreasonable to be nervous about handing your weeks-old baby to a babysitter you had to find within a week, though.

I'm an attorney practicing in family court in NYC....the other day a female lawyer on the opposing side decided to oh, I don't know, zealously advocate for her client as is her job and duty, and a particularly old school Judge decided to give her a completely inappropriate scolding that involved telling her to stop…

Right? As a pediatrician, my least favorite is when they claim that list includes being a "nurse" or a "pediatrician." No, you're not. It took us a lot of time and money and licensing to get those degrees. Putting a bandaid on a cut =/= health professional. STFU.

I am beyond sick and tired of hearing SAHMs complain about their long resume of "chef, maid, chauffeur and bookkeeper all rolled into one!"

No one does. That's why we have "suspension from school" versus "expulsion". Suspension is for when you done f-d up, but they're still sorting out the details. Like a criminal trial!

She said "no," and he admitted she said "no," but...he decided it was reasonable to interpret a direct, unequivocal "no" as pleasure? How is that not a straight-up confession? Let's guess how the rape apologists will do those mental acrobatics: "I mean, she didn't say 'Stop putting your penis inside me right now,…

Unless they had discussed things beforehand, only a man who has never pleased a woman would think that her screaming "no" is a sign of pleasure.