It's pretty offensive to the UAE too. They're our ally and our pundits are treating their accomplishments like this? It's offensive on so many levels.

There should be an entire, 7 season long show based on this story. It is better than any How I Met Your Mother episode, ever.

The people who brag the most about how #blessed they are are the most insecure in general, not just in relationships, right? It's the whole "lady doth protest too much" thing.

My best one has to be last year, when I was in my friend Dave's wedding (not his real name). The wedding itself went fine, except for when the lights flickered in the church during the vows and everyone freaked out and the bride's grandmother wanted to start the vows over.

I married an Egyptian and ours was the worst ever.

The only song they played was "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" on fucking repeat. There was no dancing.

A couple of waiters lost their serving trays of hors d'ouvres entirely until they began holding on to them grimly with both hands, and even then, some of the puff pastries told them to go fuck themselves and made bids for freedom

Not only did I get married, I took his name.

My uterus hurts from that story. This won't win the prize but I'm sharing anyway.

at least he can hang out with one lol

Missed the show last night and I can't play the clip at work so apologies if the Daily Show beat me to this factoid, but something I always like to bring up is that this isn't the first time the Redskins have drawn a line in the sand to try and defend indefensible racism.

Not just white, I genuinely think we all hold unexamined racist beliefs by the simple fact that we live in a racist society. It's important to realize it and try to get better instead of flipping the fuck out every time someone calls you a racist.

I'm more concerned that he plans on reproducing.

But what will he pass on to his chiiiiildren?! If they change the team name, there will no longer be any...love of football to pass on to his hypothetical children because everyone knows that when the Redskins change their name, the NFL will cease to exist.

i don't have any words. just exhausted sighs that are tinged with blinding rage.

My attraction to Life Ruiner Samwise Heughan has actually become intrusive.

Sorry, but I already have enough problems feelings eternally obligated to serve my mom. I absolutely do not want to live in a society in which I can never get to leave the the maternal home and my partner has to sneak in at night. Any way i can have the gender equality without the stifling family obligations?

I had sex ed in second grade and we learned proper terminology, but there weren't cookies involved. I feel cheated now.

You can say the same thing about all kinds of information — religion, the existence of Santa and the Tooth Fairy, war, racism... The fact that other parents want to keep their children in some sort of bubble does not make my kids' understanding of reality offensive or obnoxious. Nobody's talking about how to put on a…

I am just loving his show. He really fucking nails it when, after tearing down the mysteries behind the "biggest provider of scholarships for women" numbers, he shows us how fucking pathetic that is and, as we see here, calls for us to donate to other organizations.