Oh lookie here.

First off, I’m surprised Kotaku had the ‘balls’ to cover this, considering it goes against their political narrative.

Secondly, how is this awful site still alive?

Thirdly...what’s this? Women can be just as cruel and nasty as men!? Absurd! What about ‘believe women?’ Should we believe women when they…

This right here.

“Now that I’m more comfortable with who I am, I can shrug off the depiction of characters like Juri.”

This is called being an adult, and separating reality from fantasy. You might want to spread these thoughts to other NPCs, who seem to think the whole world is against them because Chun-li’s boobs are too big.

.. Is every employee at Kotaku a neon blue hair dyed, staunch vegan socialist who are offended by anything and everything that they don’t like?

Just like that garbage article here on Soul Calibur 6, this game was originally made before most of you babies were born. That’s right - Barret was talking like Mr. T when…

I’m a big fan of female breasts.

Big ones.

I think big female breasts should be in every game.

They’re not?

Well shiet- I’m offended and I think that needs to change, simply because I want it, and the Big Female Breasts Coalition© demands it.

I can’t get always get what I want?

Oh well. Guess I’ll move on with my life.

Believe it or not, money just so happens to be a great motivator to do crazy shiet.

I hate to break it to you millennials and GenZ’ers, but there’s just as many evil/greedy women out there as there are men.

One women: “Yeah, he tried to rape me.”
Random other woman: “Huh? Oh yeah! He tried to do the same to me!”
Another…

..to not exist?

Boo f’n hoo.

The sad thing wasn’t because people got laid off at Blizz - the sad thing is that sappy people probably cried rivers for them. “Oh, those POOR POOR people who used to work at Blizzard! *honks nose in handkerchief*.

Yeah, those people are going to be just fine with those glowing resumes.

If you want to cry…

Hope he enjoys his glorious return to Walmart/mcDonalds.. exactly where he should have been in the first place.

You, or any woman out there is more than welcome to start up a GoFundMe or whatever to animate some sweaty, muscley, donger twistin CG action. There’s plenty of people out there that would fund it. The guys who animate that stuff probably took several years of animation courses to get to that point.. and all I got to…

2016 GB pretty much snubbed the old films itself. Jones is just admitting in her tweet what an awful person she is.

“..Johnson supposedly defamed the members of “generation snowflake” in a generally un-Rock-like fashion, being quoted as saying that “this generation are looking for a reason to be offended.”

The Rock would not have been wrong if he did in fact say this. But guess what, a good amount of snowflakes would indeed get…

“oh, she’s so brave..”

Another crap article from a crap author.

Anyone who doesn’t think Anita’s success has nothing to do with her good looks is a moron. The Tourettes just makes her a fraction more quirky to the thousands of slobbering fanboys fapping to her on a daily basis.

This article is wonderful..


Wait no - it’s just a bunch of SJW Kotaku writers jizzing over the new She-Ra, while most of the comment section is speaking the truth as to how bad it is.

Kayane has done nothing but the same garbo with X for the past 20 years.
It’s called “five move X”.. and yeah, it works.

Ummm.. no. Console SC3 was absolutely the worst in the series.
I snicker everytime someone says SC3 was the best of the series. Only 100% casuals say that.
Terrible balance, glitches out the wazoo (variable step guard), and just lousy game engine. They corrected these things in SC3: Arcade Edition, but it was too little…

More proof Kotaku is the next Buzzfeed.

^ This.

I’m embarrassed about your existence.

“Less Sexualized.”

So.. what about the guys with the muscley bods, open shirts and tight pants? Oh wait, that’s just eye candy for the ladies (and some dudes).

Can you feel what the hypocrisy is cookin?