I dunno, man. AC2 ends with a prerecorded alien message talking over your confused player character to warn the future descendant, relieving his ancestor's memories, about the oncoming threat of 2012, which in turn is connected to an Ancient Aliens conspiracy that weaves its way through every historical event and…

No I don't, and it doesn't matter. And no matter HOW successful you may be you don't openly disrespect your company or whatever he was trying to do through a public forum. Or at all. It isn't. professional.

Those energy drinks are pretty damn good. I haven't tried the Street Fighter one yet though. It's from a company called Boston America Corp. They have drinks like Sonic the Hedgehog Speed, Ghostbusters Ectoplasm, Duff Energy Drink, and my personal favorite Megaman E-tank. I think these flavors are much better than…

Campaign is pretty much the only reason I buy any game, I want an entertaining progression, not neverending masturbatory slaughter.

This game will mosey into the sunset, but it does it in overdrive.

A decapitated orc coming back from the dead never happened to me, personally, and I've just 100%'ed the game. Triangle + Circle or the Kill command definitely does NOT always decapitate them or make their heads explode, though.

this shit is out of hand.

Any word on how tight the hinge is? So bad on previous dual screen handhelds.

Hey Kirk, we ran a full review of Definitive Edition on TAY this morning, too. It's an excellent game, and I agree with your assessment.

Sounds like I should skip this one. I had it on my 360, and while I never finished it, I made it far enough into the story that I don't really want to do it all over again with only slightly better graphics.

"When I got the script, it was very stiff, very inflexible, and very blood and violent. And I didn't want to do it. And told them I was going to give them back their money. They asked me what would it take to keep me on the project, and I said we would have to change the character, and give him some type of humanity.…

So will this eliminate the "gray" situation? I'm not in the gray, and that's cool, but I thought it was unfair to some people. Like getting put in the corner if the poster didn't agree with you.

Her best hair was in Iron Man 2.

Haha Green Douche

I teach 9th grade World History, and we play Diplomacy as a class. I always set up one game with the 7 cattiest, snarkiest girls and let them fight to see who the best Cersei Lannister is.

Toy Story 3 is an amazing game. I hugely recommend it to anybody considering it.

I think nothing can amuse me more than this one.

Well fuck, you don't like em....shut down production.

EWWWW - We need Mighty Mouse, Magilla Gorilla, Woody Woodpecker, Tennessee Tuxedo (and Chumley), Underdog, Looney Tunes, Top Cat, and of course we cannot forget those mischievous magpies - Heckle and Jeckle