@sazinnia: probably in England where they also say "orientated" instead of "oriented." makes me wince.

But the site is just a twitter feed of tweets containing the word literally and some of them are literally being used correctly. So that means the literally blog is fucking up the use of the word. My head hurts (figuratively.)

@HelenLovejoy(née_maude_flanders): responded.

@videobeagle: I just use garlic salt, pepper, and maybe a little cumin in my ground beef. Cumin, or comino in Spanish, is the key ingredient in everything Mexican. But use it very lightly. A little goes a long way.

@DoctorBean: if you've ever used taco seasoning that comes in those packets, (which I don't because I'm actually mexican) it's got that shit in it. also, some spices have it too.

@geolemon: i remember a friend's dad, after a heart attack, was told by a nutritionist that if he HAD to have a burger, he should go to Rally's this low-budget fast food place whose patties were part soy. She said it was healthier.

@lostarchitect: what are you, taco bell PR?

Me thinks the lady with the ring doth protest too much.

My brother told me he hates Deadspin because they've made it so all these secrets come out about the athletes (we were discussing Brett Favre at the time) and he just wants to think of them as sports heroes. Barf. I hate sports.

@YouGotPittsnogled: David. How Jewish is that?!

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: I know a Jew from Louisville!

@minibeardeath: and turn off the iron.

@gammaRascal: i was wondering the same thing.

@DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton: Plenty of Fish is the worst. Sausage Party as OK Cupid called it the other day in one of their articles. I met someone I really liked on OKC. We dated for six months. Ultimately wanted different things. Everyone else I've met on OKC has been lame. But, still. One is more than I…

@halfapple: In my extensive experience with guayaberas, they don't have frilly designs on the sleeve. Which is what tipped me off.

Just unfriend them. My new policy going forward is that I don't friend anyone I am dating. I don't need to know what you're doing when I'm not with you.

Is that an abuelita holding the hand of a young woman? What kind of kinky Latino shenanigans do you have going on, lady?

Ha. ha. this is so classic. America. We're fat and we have our fingers in our ears.

David Vroubel was creepy.

There are so many angry young boy comments on here. How many of you have had sex in the past year? Or ever?