Looks like the cover of some bad 80's metal album.

@blameitonrio is voting MizJenkins for Jezident!: Don't they hate the gays?

@Kazzah: I hate to be so jaded, but I feel fairly confident she'll be telling us of her eating disorder in 5-10 years.

@BringerofthePain: Women wear pants everyday=not funny. One man wears a skirt or a kilt=Scandal.

@BFF: Not for me to say, but I guess in a perfect world, it wouldn't be funny either way?

You forgot the part about how he hates Mexicans.

OMG—I totally noticed this the other day. I rationalized, briefly, that they were choosing women because he's a man and therefore it's funnier for him to be dressed like a woman, but then that is also a sexist thing. The fact that it's funny when men wear women's clothes but not when women wear men's.

@graycatonlap: The lyrics on There Goes Rhymin' Simon differed in wording from those on the The Concert in Central Park and Paul Simon's Concert in the Park, August 15, 1991 albums. The former said, "...everything looks worse in black and white," but the latter said, "...everything looks better in black and white." [en…

In the words of Simon & Garfunkel, "Everything looks better in black and white."

@rampantwhistler: are they saying "Set shopping is free."? That's hilarious.

@cannonball101: Wonder Showzen

Didn't twentysomethings have Wonder Showzen? That show was the best.

Sadie, I'm confused at your title if you agree that the letter writer is wrong for expecting her friend to have paid $150 to ride a balloon with her.

@lalaland13: that's for the moms.

@Graviton1066: totally agree. can't believe she wasn't disqualified. how times have changed.