Now, Aethan, you know better than to think anyone will believe that lie. No woman ever asked you that, and had one done so you’d have been too busy wetting yourself to come up with some silly MRA answer.

Well thank you very much, dear! This is why you’re my favorite. Some of my kids are... well, I’ve had a lot of eggnog so let’s just say it. They’re as cute as a basket of kittens and at least half as smart. Bless their little hearts.

Not even I support you right now, Martin.