My only quibble with your comment is that Mother Theresa IS ALSO an asshole LOL But yes this is entirely spot on. Elon Musk is amazing.

I don’t know if you’re new to this website or what, but “balanced perspective” and “Hamilton Nolan” are what we like to call mutually exclusive.

Have you ever read this “writer” before? He hates anyone who is successful and/or makes money. This is his tired old schtick.

An alternate perspective in the interest of sanity:

Counterpoint: Any billionaire who wears a shirt with the 80’s metal glam band Tesla on it is fucking awesome.

Maybe it’s my overly domesticated status in life, but that ElastaWoman really rings my bells. I think that’s the expression. What do the kids today say when they see an incredibly appealing hot human being...?

That Elastigirl!! OMG!!
Now I’m even MORE excited for the new movie this summer!!

Which is more animated? A wooden dining set or a wooden Ben Carson?

But without a $31,000 table, where will he store his grain?!

Russian Oligarch: “Was accident. Very Sad”

Wait a minute. She has a memoir? She’s a published Russian hooker?

Jr. has an exponentially more punchable face than Eric. Eric looks like the kid you’re shamed for making fun of in school.

Unless I do 23 and Me or Ancestory search I couldn’t tell where originated, except here... America.

This is a great point, and a fantastic argument for a guaranteed minimum income. It does seem like we’re burying our heads in the sand to the fact that millions of jobs are going to be lost to automation, renewables, and other industries that we’ve been ignoring while we pander to the blue collar workers of yesterday.…

A French economist did some calculations and showed that the rate of capital accumulation is exceeding the rate of economic growth, which will inevitably lead to increasing disparities between the wealthy and the poor.

Pretty soon they will be creating their own personal armies and dividing up the earth through private treaties. Economically we are retreating back to the Middle Ages.

The story reads to me like a groupie dissatisfied she was treated like a groupie.

This will be first time that NJ celebrates when an airship explodes in ignominy.

Well, now that he can no longer wall off giant sections of state owned public beaches for his own use, I imagine his future beach visits will mostly involve concerned biologists trying to get him back into the water.

Chris is off to hang out at the Quick Stop with Jay and Silent Bob.