Wonderful fucking timing Lockheed!! I just purchased a SR-71 last month! You know what, fuck the 72. I’m just going to wait for the 73.

This doesn’t run afowl of KFC’s policies?

(arrogant sniff) Where’s your Global Warming now, huh libtards?

You’re mixing up 2012 with The Day After Tomorrow.

Make for some wicked good street ice hockey, though.

See this is what happens when you don’t let your car warm up.

Well if that movie is true at least we can outrun it in a limo.

Pretty sure we’ve seen how this nightmare ends:

That sucks. Is it frozen through, or will they step into a foot of freezing water if they walk on it? Going to be a long weekend...

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

It’s on the Delta website. If you’re traveling international, you’re kind of an idiot if you don’t do a little bit of homework. (My bold on the, “Your passport....”)

Because the country that you are visiting wants to be sure that you will be able to leave by the time you have to leave. They don’t want you “stuck” there because your passport is expired.

I sleep in a race car bed.

There are some parts of the Libertarian party platform that I like (namely the non-interventionist policies, the strong position on civil liberties, a smaller federal government) so I voted Libertarian the last election (knowing full well that CA’s electoral votes would go to HRC) in hopes to get any sort of viable…

Libertarianism is one of those things that make perfect sense when you have no real world responsibilities. The longer one can shirk being responsible for something bigger than themselves the longer it can hold on. I still flirt with libertarian-socialist ideas but typically they aren’t what people think of when…

It doesnt matter. The pharma industry and, to a lesser extent, the paper industry do NOT want legal weed and they pull the strings in our government, not the majority of people.

Nailed it.

I cannot imagine this is going to go over well with anyone but the religious sect of Trump’s base. First off, you have that species of Not A Republican that votes Republican but calls himself Libertarian so he can be cooler than his dad. He’s gonna be pissed off about this one. Rand Paul is his hero! What’s Rand gonna…

Not its fault though as hangar rental fees and values have skyrocketed since its parents’ generation, vastly outpacing income from smuggling opportunities.

Not to be confused with the Millennial Falcon, which lives in its parent’s hangar until it turns 26.