..................a yard full of people hoping to be offended..................

I always used an array of colors when doing the emojis because I felt the white one should *not* just be the default. And although it a thumbs up I never felt it was my thumb (same as the faces aren’t my face) so I didn’t think it should have to be white like me. I tend to pick one, use it for a couple time, then…

I for one wont hold a single documented violent event over someone’s head for their entire life. People fuck up. Some definitely worse than others. Ultimately, it comes down to whether or not they continue down that path.

MO-PEDS, MO-PROBLEMS am I right??

Yelling this at people is my favorite hobby

The torch of justice and the tablet of justice, while wearing the robe and crown of justice and standing on the pedestal of justice, all of which is covered in the blue-green patina of justice.

This story would have been way better if he had made a customer cry.

American tourists use this exact excuse everywhere we go. “I’m not rude, I’m American!” should be our national motto.

Who uses the word fucking then changes up to frickin’ in the same communication? This guy is a lunatic.

I’ve also seen then call GenZ iGen so.

You’re taking the joke far too literally.

I would really respect a celebrity if just for once one said, “Woody Allen is a shitbag of a human but I wanted to work with him because of my career. I used him. He sucks, but I have an Oscar.”

Replying to bump this up, too, and also to correct Cate.

Selena got this question, and she said she separated the art from the person.

I’m charmed by your belief that she’s literate.

Thank you! Me too! I voted for MY OWN wellness. Cause I feel pretty shitty and would like not to, and would gladly exchange someone else’s billions of dollars for that.

everyone being confused on how to vote happens every year but we always get to a winner

I genuinely thought that by “wellness” they meant like normal taking care of yourself and feeling good, not Goop nonsense. I maybe should have read the intro bit before I voted...

Wherever the caribbean people are. Goat is delicious. Cute animals are absolutely delicious. I have a theory that cuteness is directly proportional to deliciousness. I said that once to a friend on a ferry ride and a woman with a child shot me a dirty look. I wanted to tell her not to worry because her kid actually…

Probably the same monsters who eat lamb.