Unrelated but I have to say it. What is it with Americans and toilet paper? How hard are you wiping? Why does your TP need to be so thick? I tried blotting my lipstick at my cousin’s house and her fluffy toilet paper stuck to my lipstick. “Bad” toilet paper, AKA what the rest of the world uses, is really, truly fine. 

One of us stayed in shape, the other ceased ANY physical activity. Sex preferences changed- one wants no longer than 5 minutes with very specific kinks, the other wants physical sex with moaning and various positions. One keeps pretty regular hours- bedtime at 11, wake uP AT 7, the other programs until 4 am and sleep…

You are assuming the spouse wants to have sex. My home is sexless. I am 35 and in shape and enjoy foreplay and sex. My partner is the same age, out of shape, doesn’t have a sex drive, and when he does, it’s for 2 minutes of missionary, silent sex. 

Yeah. My husband is more sedentary than a rock taking a nap, and his sex drive is basically gone at 35. I stayed in shape and exercise regularly and my drive is just as high, if not higher, as when I was 20.

Were you planing on drinking from the toilet?

I’m not a high achiever because I don’t have it in me but I dabble in a LOT of stuff outside work. Boxing, guitar, art, social life, great chemistry with my husband... I can do this because I can afford to tell my boss “I have boundaries so working after 5 pm will be the exception not the rule. Also, yesterday I…

I think that having kids is actually a motivator to do that. I don’t have any, but when I worked as a Pre-K teacher, the chaos of the workday was unbearable. I started waking up to go to a 6:30 am spin class. It was utter peace for an hour and a half. Now I have a cushy, flexible office job and I hit snooze until 5…

I end up not enjoying them, except for the short session here and there. And after 8 they smell and say dumb stuff and are just spastic. 4 well-behaved is my favorite though. 

“I tried to see if waking up earlier and having a “morning routine” that included a workout and hot breakfast would help me feel better. It did not.”

That s a LONG ass commute! May I ask why you don’t work closer to where you live or vice versa?

I agree and to add to the point, his parents being Dominican and Puerto Rican is not an insignificant point. We like to think all countries are on the same level as us in terms of being woke, but some are behind and some are ahead. My family and friends, from Argentina, have said and continues to say thing that while…

Yeah but Avril didn’t have LYME disease, she had the fictional Chronic Lyme disease. Google it and be prepared to enter a scary world of pseudoscience and deception. 

Becasue it’s fake. Lyme disease is easy to diagnose. “Chronic Lyme Disease” is a con that alternative practitioners created to bleed rich, bored, depressed white women out of their funds with questionable treatments (called modalities or protocols in the batshit crazy Lyme world). The vague symptoms, the fear of a…

I knew a woman who suffered from Hahiditis Lyme Disease and spent hundreds of thousands on sham treatments abroad. She of course crowdfunded it all and the American people paid up. Insomnia, weight loss, weight, gain, anxiety, headaches, general malaise... GIRLFRIEND HAD DEPRESSION. She grew up in a shitty family and…

For a much more talented and super hot alternative to The Weeknd check out Allan Rayman.

Anyone who sacrifices chickens for superstition is an asshole so...

I was late to a concert of his and entered the venue as I saw him get off the bus and enter through a side door on an empty street. It would have been a great time to say hi, but very quickly I knew it would ruin my concert experience because he undoubtedly would have been a dick. I’m glad I kept quiet and just took…

In 1999, when I was a junior, a bunch of guys at school heard a (true) rumor that I was sleeping with a guy in another school and had (gasp!) given him oral sex. For the next 3 months, my best friend and I suffered daily abuse and harassment. Dicks drawn on my backpack, locker, folder. Songs sang around me with the…

The fact that someone as rich and powerful and educated as her had to deal with finding her own solution because it wasn’t part of the treatment is insane. GP had to take it into her own hands... what’s left for the rest of us?

Even meaning certain people who do well on meds. I am not one of them myself. I had to deal with depression and anxiety by setting a strict rule that every day I would get out of bed for 5 minutes and either run or meditate. 5 minutes every day for a week. Then 10.  Meds made me feel empty and strange.