Oh boy... I did not know I thirsted after DDL so badly until now!

I looked them up and they are super wacky! Yay to you and your originality!

How is Jamie always 35?

Outlander is a mediocre show with amazing sex scenes. The chemistry between the two is magnificent. Here’s to relieving my halcyon days of satisfying 5-hour long romps through an awfully scripted period drama. Salud. 

I always found a plain cotton canvas with a color block bag to be a million times more chic than that awful beige Coach bag that always looks dirty. Or its bastard cousin Dooney and Burke. I am a rich person and I guarantee the truth of my statement.

I’m glad I never fell for the fake rich brands like Tory Burch or Coach. I would have spent money I didn’t have on products I would now hate. Instead, I spent my money on half fast fashion (party dresses, going out tops, anything that gets only a handful of wears) and bought versatile designer shoes. Now that I have…

And a Coach bag and silver Tiffany’s bracelet. 

I have an early J. Crew (back when they made quality products) silk blouse I wash with my t-shirt and dry in the dryer. Good as new. Bought it in 2008. 

But you already spent the money... You don’t get it back by looking like a 2007 throwback. Your feet deserve better. 

Back when these were cool in 2007, I bought a pair and the elastic BURNED itself onto the back of my heel.

Yeah yeah I fucking hate TB too. But can we end it with calling women “moms”? It is so fucking dehumanizing. What difference does it make if the woman being described as driving the Tahoe she can’t park has had pushed children out of her vagina or not? The point is that she has awful taste in cars and clothes and…

You are saying that there is a person with a Westchester phone number trying to see bogus services to make a quick buck? Eric? C’est toi?

“or maybe her chin was in her nose”. Slow clap.

A bottle deposit is not a liberal thing. It’s been around forever in other parts of the world simply because companies can reuse glass bottles when customers return them. I’m sure it was commonplace here too before we became the United States of Disposable Plastic. 

How on Earth does the GOP and it’s zombie followers claim patriotism? They are in cahoots with an enemy national that undermined our very democracy and now they are denying rights to AMERICANS. 

Donald Trump reminds me of the asshole child of my boss when I was a personal assistant. It was a boy and a girl, both teens. Nannies disliked the girl because she could be bratty and emotional... But I found her really fun, and she had a really kind heart and not an ounce of racism or classic in her body. Evidenced…

I brought up the same thing and I was burned in a public pyre for it. When someone says “I’ve been raped/abused/assaulted” we need to listen. I don’t think it means we need to continue believing it when the evidence starts falling apart.

He was already a garbage human.

Oh yeah it’s because he is black. Not that because is an asshole who is fucking loaded and now Trump’s BFF. Or his idiot wife who is also loaded and does nothing to help anyone and lives a vapid life and wears fur and shills sham diet products even when she doesn’t need the money. Ot two adults who are shady af and…

Busted like a pair of adults who sneakily recorded someone on the phone?