Me too! I can totally pull off the ‘cowboy with nothing to live for’ look, but I’m going to have to get my husband some serious training so he can be my disco-song-singing and dancing wheel man.

YOUR FACE IS OVERRATED is going to be my new go-to retort for everything. I’m going to say it just like that too—all caps, no exclamation points—because any other way would just be wrong.