yourenotmylobster
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Yeesh that stache... That gold chain... Eh, let's be real, would definitely still bang.

Totally. It's just another way that misogynists deny our humanity. Fuck that. I'm not a creature designed to cater to men's needs. I'm a human person. I have visceral desires. I want a big dick. Deal with it.

I think that as women we're expected to be emotionally dependent and nurturing. We're supposed to be "above" judging men's bodies. If we don't enthusiastically accept tiny dicks, we're being bad women.

...and trying to bargain his way into the table ("I'll just sit here until they come! It'll be fine!").

"OH I SEE. You're trying to throw me out! You think I'm TRASH. EXCUSE ME, I AM WEARING DIOR.""

Nope, those are definitely birthmarks.

"I would like all of the feminine hygiene products in your store. Wait, I'm afraid you may have heard, 'I want a lot of feminine hygiene products.' I would like ALL the feminine hygiene products in your store. Please bag them up so I neither have to touch them nor look at them. Here is my credit card. I will be

Sara Ziff, one of Richardson's accusers, is a Columbia graduate and the co-founder of Model Alliance. Surely she was not a "C avg high school student who's ... unmotivated to hold a real job or ever finish a college degree." Jamie Peck and Charlotte Waters also have college degrees. They no longer model, however, and

This isn't just a Terry Richardson problem; he's just symptomatic of the unregulated capitalist rot at the center of the fashion industry. He's made a lot of already-rich people a lot more money, so of course they're all closing ranks and releasing puff pieces now. Hell, the porn industry has stronger protections and

Sena Cech: "I was abused by Richardson when I was 19, while I was working in debt to my modeling agency that sent me to his casting, and I was quoted in the article. "

Just so the people defending him know, THESE are the types of models he targets. He doesn't go after financially secure models with a strong command of

I wish this article had a happy ending =(