Tell me you grew up after the 90s without telling me.

I mean my Grand Caravan is rated at 25 mpg highway yet we crack 29-34 mpg cruising with it.

These are the same people who can’t look around the school parking lot and realize every other “soccer mom” is rolling in a bland CUV/SUV just like her, so by “trying not to look like a mom” she has bought the official soccer mom vehicle of modern times.

Ya I mean rolling up to the school and dumping 5 kids out kinda negates what you “want to look like”.

CUV is the opposite of aggressive though.....

Me over here wondering why no one teaches their kids to respect things and instead chooses to bitch about them destroying everything........

*minivans were not meant to tow anything with a big wind front*

Our daily for our first 2 kids was one of these:

Hey fair enough, good on her.

Have you changed plugs, coils, and PCV on it?

Plugs are a “100k” service item, but the factory Champions only tend to last about 60k before eroding terribly. Same goes for the OE coils which only tend to last 60k.

Transmission fluid/filter been done? Again, 60k service item that tends to get neglected and leads to poor…

Full 4" CAI, ported intake manifold, MSD coils, NGK plugs. No other mods.

That’s gotta be a you problem.
My GC’s worst economy is never under 20 mpg and I run it hard everywhere: https://www.fuelly.com/car/dodge/grand_caravan/2018/vancollector/938345

It’s tight, responsive, and smooth compared to the rolly pig Highlander that used to be in our family.

I’m talking real world where people actually drive, not EPA fairytale land....

Chrysler Pacifica:

That’s alright, they open up quite nicely after a couple easy mods

Why have one when you can have 2?

No one with 1 child needs anything more than a regular sedan. I’ll never understand the people who have 1 kid and think they need a behemoth 3rd row cuv (read: Sliderless minivan).

The GCs are by far the “most aggressive” late model minivan.

283hp actually ;)

Sounds like a you/your family problem.....

She’d much rather a less useful, sliderless minivan right?

Because why not be like every other soccer mom......