Fuck the police.

Nope, not buying the excuse. I brought my white gloves and a search is happening.

Well, there seems to be a suspicious package down there in your pants, so I gotta reach in there to make sure you aren’t hiding anything. I mean, if you’re cool with police officers fondling women and you’ve got nothing to hide...

Give me a break. That was borderline harassment. Granted the same kind of harassment happens to men too but that’s also harassment. Being a police officer shouldn’t give you authority to do whatever you want to people and their personal space whenever you want.

Well, it’s a little hard to tell, and we also don’t know what was being said. I think it could be convincingly argued that there is a disturbing element of sexual control in any case where men feel entitled to women’s bodies in our culture, including this. But I don’t think that any case of nonconsensual physical…

You can’t just go around touching people if you think they have something. You can legally search them if it’s a situation where you can legally search them, or you can back the fuck away.

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Working title: The Blade

Tried to stay friends.

I guess you could say they...man-eloped.

Mom to be here - while I’ve decided what I want to do as far as sleeping and breast feeding goes (bedsharing and breast feeding until probably about 2 ish) I do recognize that depending on baby this may not be how things work out.

Right? And wouldn't it be "don't Bill Clinton all over that dress"? Just, like, logistically speaking?

•Jay Z had better not Monica Lewinski all over this dope-ass dress Yoncé wore while on the prowl in New York. [Daily Mail]

Eat your heart out, Cinderella.

My zipper broke during pictures, half an hour before the ceremony. So the moms had to sew me into it. My husband had to cut the zipper off later. (Not in like a sexy way, like in a "we have to get up at 4 am and still have shit to do" way.)

abrazo :(

It's everything . My uncle is a plastic surgeon and he cannot work since November since all anesthesia is kept for emergencies. My mom goes to COLOMBIA to get some Botox and stuff ( for migraines and emergencies also ) and she even buys the Cotton here . My friends that are in med school spend all their money in…

I don't get hit on either. I am either unattractive or have perfected my not paying attention to you stare.

It's pretty rough on the lobster pussy beat.