this is a factually incorrect comment because season 2 is perfection

During the reunion for the lone season of Bravo’s Real Housewives of Miami

You are very right about everything, especially New York.

Yeah, I can’t explain it either.

How embarrassing for Affleck that suddenly he’s only the second biggest player in the DC universe. Guarantee 90% of the re-shoots are about increasing Gadot’s role in the film.

That’s fair, I just meant that there is a shocking amount of minority men serving ridiculously long sentences for nonviolent drug crimes, meanwhile guys like this asshole rarely spend even a day in jail.

As a recently-ish sober person, I gotta say, “I do not drink alcohol at all. I’ll occasionally have a sip of beer or something,” sounds like something I would have said, too. Note to Aaron: beer is alcohol. Quit trying to pretend it doesn’t count unless it’s liquor, because it makes you sound like an alcoholic. …

I feel for the parents and do not wish this on anyone. However, I think it’s time to let little Charlie go. He has no (prospect of) quality of life whatsoever and must be in pain.

He insisted that he is not using any other drugs, despite admitting that he takes Xanax, propranolol for high blood pressure and oxycodone for his mouth

OK I feel gross speculating about a kid’s dad and it’s none of our business etc but it’s Sudeikis I have no doubt. He made some shitty joke during, I believe, a skit/award presentation at the MTV Movie Awards about not being the father which was so gross and classless. Even if he’s not, he had a relationship with the…

planning to expand the country’s economy... into tourism

My dad doesn’t watch Doctor Who but knows what it is about. I was explaining regeneration to him and said a new actor was taking the role. A lot of people were upset. He asked why and I said guess. It’s a woman was what he said. I told he he was right. He just shook his head and called them assholes.

A 10 year off/on/off/on relationship may have died its final death over the casting of this character. I am remarkably unbothered by that fact.

Its been a good week between this and Ann Coulter getting treated like crap on her Delta Airlines flight. Its the little things...

#3 also qualifies you for a “ButIt’sNotFAAAAIIIIIR is just like us!”* headline.

“Mumble mumble something about budgets...”

I got married last year and I can’t imagine how much I would be losing my shit.

I didn’t get to have that party and you know what? I am really sorry we didn’t. I wish our families had come to wish us well and show their love for us. I wish I had professional pictures of us with our parents and grandparents, especially since our grandparents have since passed and my mom and his dad now have cancer…

As someone who spent a relatively conservative amount on an upscale but reusable non-white-wedding dress and opted for a very small wedding so as to afford a honeymoon abroad: people are allowed to do what they want. We preferred to spend our money on seeing four thousand year old buildings, but other people would…