He should be so lucky. I like Brad Pitt, but I assume Juliette Binoche is dating, like, Zeus or something.

At a certain age, I think, it is more common for men to date women their age. Say in your twenties (when Brad Pitt did date women his age). But Angelina Jolie, for example, is twelve years younger (that’s a fairly impressive age difference), and, at the time of filming Mr. and Mrs. Smith, she was astonishingly…

She also looked at Chris Pine like that their entire press tour, so either she did the bingo-bango with both of them (which, understandable) or that’s just how she looks at hot dudes (also understandable).

He wishes.

Also, Juliette Binoche!

Brad Pitt - Gwyneth Paltrow - Chris Martin - Katy Perry - Orlando Bloom - Sienna Miller! Whoo!

Yeah, the name alone is basic.

*She and a married father banged on a boat that one time. Don’t let the other dipshit off the hook!

God, I miss those guys. It all feels like a fever dream now. 

Is anyone more white choclate mocha basic than Chris Martin?

As someone who was in the music biz in a professional, meaningful capacity from 1998 to 2003, this seems like a flip and dismissive overview. While we didn’t have the benefit of Twitter and Facebook, the scene was vital and meant something to people of this era. That you’re unable or unwilling to understand even a…

an argumentative husband and wife trying to set up a tent.

I would have blocked her for “lier” but this bullshit is worth of a life block.

Return of the King.

I don’t believe you have a friend with spelling that bad.

Well, I liked the first movie and think the aca jokes are stupid, which is why I used it ironically. That’s about all I can tell you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have never related to a jez post more.

The honest trailer told me everything I need to know about the first one. I assume there’s no need to do honest trailers for the second and third ones, especially since the lame fat jokes never went away.

Someone should make a parody where it’s an argumentative husband and wife trying to set up a tent.

Didn’t his lawyers try to halt the trial because he is going blind and he is frail? How quickly someone bounces back when there is a profit to be made.