The White Stripes were a married couple, not siblings. That was Jack White’s weird early press spin.

Counterpoint: Hanson, Jonas Brothers, Good Charlotte..

I really really hope that when he’s done the media doesn’t bother keeping tabs on him. He’ll continue to say dumb shit because now he has the “well I was president so I know how this works” excuse. Please, for the love of dog, media don’t bite! 

In my humble opinion....Alec ain’t wrong.

There’s just a lot of lost dogs and cats in my neighborhood. And a lot of people selling stuff.

They aren’t really anonymous, it’s their picture, full name and address connected to these posts

There’s a find my friends app that you can give access to people. If you add someone to your iPhone family it will automatically add them to your find my friends and find my iPhone.

I like Ben Affleck.

No snark, but I’m really glad Ben and Jen are staying friends. It’s gotta be good for the kids to know that mom and dad still like each other.

I can’t stop with the Challenges. It’s gotten to a point where I don’t know half the people on the cast and the ones I do know I can’t stand, and yet I cannot quit them (COME BACK RUTHIE).

Yeah, that was the last MTV show to go for me. DON’T TALK ME INTO HANGING WITH JOHNNY BANANAS AGAIN!

that. filing for divorce is just that - filing. Then you go through a lot of back and forth about what happens with property, and children, and all sorts of shit. It takes time, often A LOT of time. It took 9 months to finalize mine and my lawyer said it was the fastest they’d ever settled a divorce.

Ugh, I hope not. I’d hate for her to have a show I’d love to watch.

Haha, same. It took me a few minutes to realize that instead of searching “naked sunburned ken doll” I could just search “malibu ken”

Darren Criss looking like someone forgot their Malibu Ken at the beach.

I hope you’re right, and I agree with you entirely.

Ugh, I wish the Post would just fold already.

So improper paperwork has greater meaning than a child’s life?

Won’t the rich people think of the unemployed chauffeurs?? If I was rich, I’d have a gorgeous houseboy/chauffeur to drive me everywhere. What’s wrong with these people?

if a maiden be graceful, doth not her grace become still more charmingly enhanced by the very poetry of motion?