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1. Wait, so there was a man sitting BEHIND them in the Uber?

Psst...ISIS, your god is NOT willing; there is no “God”; you’re just a bunch of homocidal maniacs who get off on torturing others. Go fuck yourselves.

Wait, following Kim K’s robbery in Paris, there was a disturbing amount of blow back couched in “Im not *blaming* her...” [but proceeding to blame her] rhetoric because of the exposure she gave her jewelry vis a vis social media.

Yeah, that’s what they’re saying...it was bizarro.

The NY POST NOTIFICATIONS?! I feel sick to my stomach...joke, non joke...

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS MAKE MY BRAIN HURT.

Oh I feel ya. I probably sometimes give Alec too much buffoon credit bc I DO love “It’s complicated.” And god, that character is an asshole!

I feel like the tone of the piece was Alex doing kind of a play on sleazy-jerky-Alec? I mean he starts with his whole “hubba hubba, Tina Fey! I’m going to woo her with my boyish charm/Alec Baldwiness” to then moving to, “but actually her husband is even a bigger catch!” Yeah, the height stuff was a little *much*—but I

This was my FIRST thought upon seeing the headline. I quickly scrolled down to the comments to see if s/he was here to remind me of THE TRUTH ABOUT MARC JACOBS.

You’re lucky. Sound on, and it’s gaurenteed nightmare material.

Oh this is so telling...no doubt, he’s racist, but man, does he also loathe women and their annoying little penchant for independent thinking/action.

Ok admittedly I have a teething, screaming child on my hip, but my brain is attempting to parse and respond:

“Manufactured” or not, this is just a bad look for United. Yeah, yeah, we get it— there’s a pass holder dress code—but you won’t even give some lip service about “looking into updating our policies” or something? Leggings—that’s the hill you want to die on?

Miss me with that “DS does not equal a death sentence” nonsense—that right there pisses me off because I said NO SUCH THING. The conversation was fertility in one’s 30s—and as I was pointing out with a graphic from a FERTILITY FOCUSED WEBSITE, that perhaps not only is the *ability* of a woman to become pregnant

Ok, fair enough—but the chance of chromosomal abnormalities does start to increase rapidly throughout your 30s.

100% would watch.

That’s awesome—it’s always driven me nuts that the chefs on Top Chef will sometimes announce to the judges—before they try the dish—that something had gone afoul in their planning/execution of said dish. Ok, sometimes that’s plain as day without even needing to say a word, but a lot of times the judges point out, WE

I’m trying to follow the updated chart—why is “getting an A” crossed out, when that was winner of its heat*?

Isn’t (wasn’t) he dating Christie Brinkley? Did that end?

Ugh, Pence and Cruz. Cruz especially for being a gutless little slug of a man.