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Lol—it’s what the character Sarah from the movie Labrynth would constantly whine.

Oh I’m not triggered at all! I just think he’s a moron—but that’s only my opinion.

Is this sarcasm?

It’s amazing she and Shannon Beador™ don’t get along bc Shannon Beador™ is allll about the crystals...and Dr Moon’s enemas! (But that’s neither here nor there.)

Why bother undergoing the therapy? It’s obvious Kelly was a raging case of Athlete’s Foot in her past life: she can be kinda fun to scratch (which is embarrassing to admit), but the more you scratch, the more aggravating and painful it is to endure...

And are against universal health care coverage (because, $). What about the sanctity of already-been-birthed human life?

Even more terrifying: “He BURNS my private parts! He won’t let me eat or drink, etc.” Some very disturbing stuff...but I never held it against her. She’s been nothing but contrite—I honestly worried about her safety/well being far more than I “judged” her for mixing meds & alcohol. That happens...just as long as she’s

Well, according to Reddit Real Housewives forum, LaLa is dating her agent (there is/was? a picture of them smooching on her Insta)...

Duffy’s wife is Latina! Rachel Campos-Duffy—-from RW: San Fran. She hails from Arizona...

Wait, Bethanny was mean to Sonja this season?! Because of her “Tipsy Girl” dressing down? Nahhhhhhh!!! The girls all seemed to be in agreement, “Sonja couldn’t be smart AND stupid at the same time.” She knew what she was doing would piss B off, but then she claimed she had nooo ideaaaa it would ever cause controversy.

I’m singing it from the hilltops—Lyft and Uber are giving free rides on Election Day! Enter promo VOTEPA...

This is what I say when people talk about Bill Clinton’s sexual dalliances/*rumored* misconduct! “Yeah, totally don’t vote for him! Good idea!”

That HONY series had me BAWLING with every post. My husband begged me not to keep reading them, but since they were often multi-part posts on a single kid’s battle, I argued that I needed to see how they all ended!

My sister is getting married next Fall and wants to do it in the Berkshires/Vermont—sounds like she has a similar “wish list” to yours!

Ok, I see the bullshit “choice” narrative they’re exploiting in the abortion and (*gay*) club shooting tableaus, but the Charleston church shooting? What the actual fuck? Are they implying that the victims had that “choice between heaven and hell”—and they made the wrong choice? By merely being... BLACK?!

AFTER WHAT HE DID TO RICHARD?!

Team Max Medina. He was a good dude, he obviously cares deeply about Rory and he put up with all sorts of bullshit from Lorelei.

And people with small children/babies! (But I don’t tweet bc I’m usually pinned beneath a 13 pound meatloaf and am busy hating the world.)

Thank you. That all went down 10 years from this past Cinco de Mayo (kinda ruined the holiday for me for all eternity.)