Yep, hence why I say “it’s not one of Blunt’s (many) classic lines, but....”! ;p

It’s not one of Blunt’s (many) classic lines from this movie, but I say, “by all means, move at a glacial pace!” to my toddlers like, on the daily.

Careful, Kim—recent signage has appeared that some vendors won’t accept bra/sock money in the summer months due to its gnarly “moistness.” Might want to spring for a fanny pack for your wad of ice cream truck singles.

Hell, and a @DorothyParker?! A MUST-FOLLOW, to be sure!

Why the billy-bob-thornton is Joy “Cackles” Behar still on The View?! I remember finding her “refreshing” a millennium ago...now she's just an ass.

Goddamnit, Deb—it's not about you *all the time.*

Ahem, that was *supposed* to read “ohhhh BURN! + gif”

Ohhhh BURN.

And that's such a terrifying feeling—the helplessness! Hang tough, mama!

One of my best friends is struggling with all those same questions—PLUS her husband is working primarily in South America these days. He flies home (to SE Pennsylvania) to visit her every other weekend, and they were going to start trying for a baby like, now, BUT the fear lingers about how long the virus is “active”…

As a 9+ month pregnant lady, this virus really freaks me out. Not necessarily for personal reasons (as it seems the virus has only—with one exception—been contracted abroad and I’m *this close* to the end of my pregnancy), but because I can see this shit getting outta hand, and *quick*. I worry for all my fellow mamas…

You're drunk, anti-vaxxers. Go home.

Oh I thought you were suggesting negligence, not outright murder. There were at least a handful of witnesses to the attack, as well as an on-site lifeguard? I don’t think homocide is what's being described here...

I have a 4 year old, a 3 year old and their baby brother is due July 11th...sometimes, on my most anxious of days, all you can think is the entire world of a small child is like a Final Destination movie—there is the propensity for death/harm EVERYWHERE. Of course, that’s no way to live—but when you look back, or…

I don’t know—the police use the word “diligently” in describing the parents efforts to save their son, they emphasize they were right there and both put forth some degree of effort to struggle with the gator...my impression is they’re trying to dispel the “blame the parents” narrative...

To think of the father (and to some degree, it sounds like the mother as well?) frantically, desperately trying to free their son from the gator, only to having him submerge with the boy and no further sign of him...

I came here for this precise meme. I can always count on you!

Why stop yourself?

So SO *SO* much YUCK/Da fuq?! here I can’t even begin to parse it all out...

Wait, Matt LeBlanc?! Ew, no. No more. 1999 called and—nope, no one answered. We let that shit go to voicemail because it’s 2016 now, stop trying to make “Joey” happen. He’s not going to happen.