No one else has issues with “newest baby mama”? I am pretty crotchety, but that’s a shitty way to refer to a real woman who played a fairly important role in creating the subject of the article. It gives me the image of a stable of nameless, faceless baby delivery vehicles roaming aimlessly until a new one joins the…

She’s a delightful little weirdo. She’s definitely stuck her foot in it in the past, but I like this side of her and would love to drink fancy, complicated drinks with her and play dress-up.

I actually slightly have always loved the name, and I can see what they were trying to “accomplish” with it, but really you have to RAISE your daughter to be fearless and not simply think that the act of giving her a funny name is gonna do that all by itself.

I like her. This is absurde, I think she makes shit music, but I like her voice and her “I don’t give a fuck” ways... She has the kind of attitude that is not common for priviledged kids like her, and she is right about the nipple fear in the US. Free the boobs, so I can swim topless again. I just miss swimming naked.

This is so real, this is the experience a lot of people here are having, but what can we do? The powers that be don’t want to look back at what made this city real and authentic, they want to scrub it clean,sterilize it. It’s depressing because those of us who loved New Orleans before Katrina still love it, even as it…

“His newest baby mama.” She must feel like the most special girl in the whole world.

WHat about Penn Gillette’s daughter? Moxie CrimeFighter. What bothers me most is the spare capital letter in the middle of her name.

Let me guess, that's from the Camp Belichick clothing range?

You know nothing, baby Sno.

I needed these laffs today, and this just nails it. ALL OF IT.

Probably not a joke. I was a concierge and did high-end travel planning. People consistently asked if Hawai’i could be reached by car, if they spoke American and what sort of money they needed.

I used to be a ranger in Rocky Mountain National Park.

Coincidentally, someone left the exact same note on the back of a bar napkin by the endzone of Soldier Field.

Do you think most of the women do this because they love dancing and cheering, or are they looking to get their foot in the door to be the next Paula Abdul or find the right rich man to marry? I’d imagine cheerleaders meet a lot of rich, powerful men who might give them an audition or other opportunity they might not…

All former members of Lawndale High’s Fashion Club, it sounds like.

So is this a continuing story, or did it just end abruptly with no resolution

I don’t know how your laws are, but I would try to have them arrested for distributing conterfeit currency. Here it doesn’t have to look exactly like real money, just close enough that you could be tricked in the rush of work.

Next week will be Revenge, so while not light, it’ll definitely be cathartic.

They tend to charge for ketchup overseas, so maybe he’s a decently well-traveled asshole.

The American thing to do is give free ketchup, but raise prices accordingly so everyone pays for the “free” ketchup regardless of whether they actually use said ketchup.

Wouldn’t free ketchup actually be commie? Charging for it is very American and capitalist.