My take on the Esther obsession: It is my belief that conservative women WANT feminism, but are told in so many ways that they can’t have it. Celebrating the female heroes of the Bible is one way to feel a little pride in being a woman, in a way that’s totally compatible with the patriarchy.

Ever notice that the people yelling at others to speak English never have that great a grasp on it themselves?

IDK. Maybe hold your husband responsible for his own penis doings instead of placing the responsibility of prevention on the nanny?

I don’t know why anyone would hire a young thing for a nanny. I would want to hire someone who has experience taking care of their own children. We had the best nanny once when I was on bed rest when I was pregnant with #2. She didn’t have grandchildren close by and she treated littlepony like one of her own. She…

So you’re saying... beauty is subjective? And that... people are unfaithful for reasons that have nothing to do with your or the other party’s level of attractiveness? Like perhaps cheating is a manifestation of their control issues and underlying self-loathing (or straight up sociopathy)? WELL I NEVER!

I don’t have a nanny but almost all of the babysitters we had were very stunning. And I got them by personal recommendations. One of them looked like a Victoria’s Secret model and actually showed up in Daisy Dukes and a crop top. I mean WTF? The one we stuck with because she is literally my daughter’s most favorite…

Here’s the thing: even if you hire what you think is an unattractive person to be your nanny, if your husband is a cheating dog then they might cheat with the nanny anyway. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Kids are terrible. That’s awful advice.

Ew, this article is gross. I can’t even articulate how inappropriate this is.

• Marry a good person.

1. Hire a male nanny (and hope your husband isn’t gay).
   

Who’s their opening act, the Duggars?

Honestly, this 13 year old girl is a hell of a lot more mature than I was at that age. I cringe to think of what might have happened had that been me. Bless her sweet heart.

Ima only do point form because emotions are making sentences tough to pull together, but you ask so I can help without any snark (bc I think it’s cool to actually ask about why these things actually can and do hurt):

I have a student who started reading “Emma” and got really confused because Emma was a boy. When I dug into why she thought this, she explained that Emma was described as “handsome” on page 1, and therefore must be a boy with a girl’s name.

We still have the bed that my husband boned other women in, when he was single. We use it as a guest bed. I'm too cheap to throw away a nice mattress.

Why would it be weird for a rich couple to want to throw out mattresses or even beds from the husband’s previous party house? I mean, selling it altogether seems odd and I certainly realize that ordinary people can’t afford to do that kind of purging, but if I had the option not to sleep in the bed my husband shared…

80 and Pregnant! Could it be? Shocking details inside!

I absolutely adore the image of Sadfleck sighing, then pushing the L button again as the doors slide closed.