That was my parents’ wedding song in 1984, which I filed under “Obvious Foreshadowing” after learning that fact.

Bartender was definitely a dick about it. I’ve seen more than one person, at different bars, order a pint of whiskey (Jack or Johnny Black, to be specific). And those guys were served a pint glass full of whiskey. The argument was that if you like a very strong whiskey and coke, it’s actually cheaper to order the two…

Nope on the Manhattan/Brooklyn confusion. There’s way too much location-status-consciousness in New York City to make that fly; the dude is a certifiable moron.

I have asked for opinions but not accepted them. Often this is because, when describing the dish, they mention what they think makes it especially yummy, but it strikes me as disgusting and inedible. “Then we cover it with mayo, pigs blood, and capers...” ‘You do what, now?’

I was at an all night diner after many many drinks and had a hankering for a tuna on toast, but my waitress politely suggested that might not be a good idea. Again, because of the many drinks I didn’t pick up the hint and repeated my request. She said, “wait here” and went and got a little condiment cup of tuna and…

She’s just garlic intolerant! Check your garlic privilege.

People will try to defend pizza lady. Take it from a math teacher, too many adults don’t fucking get fractions. I’ve had multiple parents complain that I was teaching fractions wrong. These people would insist that 1/3 is smaller than 1/4. CAUSE 4 IS BIGGER!!!!

I high school I worked at a Baskin Robbins. We had a flavor that tasted, quite literally, like cigarette butts. It was supposed to be something-something-halloween flavor with candy corn pieces. People asked what it tasted like, we told ‘em - it tastes like your grandpa’s stale ashtray. We got in the habit of refusing…

I also don’t understand what the averizon to foam is? Its the same stuff in the cup, like foam from a soda, you don’t see people going crazy over foam in soda.

i would have walked away anyway and if she touched me in any way to try to make me stay, that’s when the police get called.

It puts the flavor in the ice cream or it gets the monogrammed thermos again!

Being the Midwest, describing something as a Christian suburb just means it’s a WASP area, probably upper-middle class, and definitely shitty.

I haven’t even finished this but I did just finish the no foam cappuccino story, and it’s making me angry. Not even ironically angry or funny angry. I just loathe most no foam orders. The person almost always has no understanding about how their drink is made and when there is even a small amount of foam in their…

Yeah, I’d be irritated if all the condiment cups and other options were out, but I certainly wouldn’t take it out on a harried concessions worker the way she did. And I wouldn’t pour soda all over a concession stand for some poor soul to clean up or for other fans to deal with. That’s just rude.

people ask for an opinion but then refuse to accept. i love that. you can lead a horse to water....

I had honey lavender ice cream yesterday. It was everything I needed my ice cream to be.

I would visit a bar exclusively should it have Crown on tap.

I thought the privilege conversation and the reaction of the other women when Caitlyn talked negatively about social programs was meaningful. That conversation is the takeaway of the episode. To have Caitlyn sitting in a room listening to trans women of color and giving them a platform to speak on camera is exactly…

Honestly I think Kylie’s obsession of wanting to look like a 30 year old woman defiantly has something to do with Caitlyn and FUCKING KRIS being her mom too. She seems to have had both and absent mother and father and now a new mother. Hopefully Caitlyn will not be an absent mother to her.

I love how she says that Caitlyn will be a better parent figure than Bruce, but I still see no real parental involvement in Kylie’s life. Too late, she will turn 18 soon. Hope every parent remembers that their job doesn’t end when a child turns 18. It’s forever. And Kylie still needs some guidance.