Shut up about the Paris Agreement already!!!!

This is a fake article from Haisley. Where’s the 6000-word screed filled with 3000 unnecessary adverbs?

The problem with Wenger is he always tries to walk it in in the end...honestly I know nothing about this game

Even Grover?

I know a guy who made this joke in the wrong company once, and they Tora! Tora! Tora! him a new one.

When you’re old as hell, you gotta pick your spots.

They were only able to gerrymander anything because Democrats failed to maintain control of local governorships and state legislators. We need to stop blaming the boogeyman of gerrymandering for our failings and actually engage at all levels of government instead of showing up every 4 years to vote for President and…

If the game goes badly because of a poor shooting performance by their superstar, then it can be “All in all / it’s just another brick from John Wall”

Prolly should’ve left this in your Drafts folder for a few weeks. Sure, they’re favorites to win an impressive double. But there’s a non-trivial (20%? 30%?) chance this World’s Best Team might not win anything this year.

A way past his prime Bob Cole is still a million times better than a lucid Jim Hughson

Not cancelled, replaced. By St. Arsehole’s day.

You know what else is insane?

British hooligan assaults younger brother of respected Ukranian politician.

To be fair, Wade spent a long time in Florida, so his default defense is ‘stand your ground.’

I always come back to Big McLargehuge. Or Bob Johnson.

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

to be fair, the numerous ridiculous tackles he was subject to that led to his frustration:

For anyone interested, here’s the feed with Carolina’s John Forslund on the call:

My brother did the same thing a year or two ago, though his story ending is slightly different, maybe more traumatic. Same set up, he went over to our mom's house to mow the back 1/2 acre which hadn't been mowed in months and was knee high. He ran over a nest of 4 or 5 baby bunnies, most of them were torn to…