You and your undeserved feelings of superiority can go fuck yourselves.

Your take as someone whose officiated did what?

And if you don't ignore all the rape and stuff, it's 50 times better.

Surely it's one of those five.

You are, however, really stuck up sounding.

In order to woo to completion (being subtle is fun!), the player has to take each woman on a series of dates, which looks something like this.

Just calling a spade a spade.

Actually, I think the only moral here is you have absolutely no fucking idea what you're talking about.

Once again, apparently you just weren't around the right people (or at this point, probably just fucking with me).

All of the other characters being male did it.

You apparently weren't joking around with the right people when 12 came out.

It might be because sex sells. You know, that thing we've known about for the entirety of mankind's existence?

Hahaha. You're a stuck up, prudish tool and you got totally called on it.

Holy shit, are you in for a treat.

100% yes to all four points.

You just look more and more stupid as this goes on. If your job is truly educating people on any level, I weep for their future.

It's funny how everything you say is true, but has absolutely nothing to do with Microsoft being desperate to take the lead in the US. Apparently you just REALLY wanted to drool out that car company metaphor for some reason.

That is a horrific underestimation of other games. Also a horrific overestimation of mobile games.

Get gas-powered for that extra oomph. Mine's got a Hemi.

Holy shit you're boring.