Blatantly untrue information doesn't get, or deserve, a rebuttal. Absolutely nothing you've said has any merit whatsoever. You are incorrect, and you are worthless. You'll get no further communication from me.

A simple "I'm stupid. Just ignore me because I have no idea what I'm talking about." would probably have saved you some time, and still given me everything you had to offer.

It's not just Seinfeld. Almost all syndicated sitcoms are sped up to fit extra ads in.

Your perception of age is stupid. Go play King's Field.

This just in: Worlds in stories other than Earth do not resemble Earth.

Holy shit. I had read that this was coming but hadn't seen a trailer yet. That looks freaking awesome!

Huh-huh. You said "but fuck King's Quest". Huh-huh. </Butthead>

It's not bothering me at all.

Monument Valley - Also on Android

You can vouch for whatever inane bullshit you want. Doesn't make it valid in any way though.

No seriously, you mung gargled barf baby. Name this legion of motherfucking iOS exclusives that are so good (Not popular. GOOD).

I'm not sure what you think that has to do with anything, but you're fucking stupid. I will give you a pity star however.

You being completely delusional is hardly the point here.

If what you just said was genuine in the slightest, you wouldn't have to ask if "this a normal Playstation thing?" You'd know that consoles almost always have shit lineups for the first year or two.

PC and 3DS are the only valid points you have there. iOS? Are you fucking kidding me?

No, it's a video game thing. Pretending it's exclusive to one company is dismissive and ignorant.

No, the issue at hand was the question you were (not) answering. The topic of the article and the topic of this particular comment thread aren't exactly the same.

Based on my internet search history, you are correct.

Everything about you absolutely screams "arrogant hipster douchebag".

"Brilliant" - You have absolutely no idea what this word means.