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Holy shit, are you in for a treat.

100% yes to all four points.

Actually that part had very little to do with his main point, which still stands as correct.

That's pretty much explicitly what the quoted bit says, so that's a fairly safe assumption.

You just look more and more stupid as this goes on. If your job is truly educating people on any level, I weep for their future.

It's funny how everything you say is true, but has absolutely nothing to do with Microsoft being desperate to take the lead in the US. Apparently you just REALLY wanted to drool out that car company metaphor for some reason.

That is a horrific underestimation of other games. Also a horrific overestimation of mobile games.

Get gas-powered for that extra oomph. Mine's got a Hemi.

Holy shit you're boring.

YOUR PERCEPTION OF THE WORLD IS FLAT. WHY ARE WE YELLING?

You mean the fan theory about a video game world where people punch trees to build houses and regularly build gates into hell to fight the zombie pigmen isn't based on 100% science fact?