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Yawn. Homophobia as a comeback is so original.

Oh, I missed one word somewhere. Thanks troll teacher. By the way, Baltimore is still burning with crime and poverty.

But didn’t Alexie state that was his reason for excepting that poem?

Lol. He’s okay but not the superhero people believe he is.

But we are not talking about other submissions, we are talking about this particular one. You may be right that there may have been others that were brilliant and that Alexie’s curation was flawed in missing those pieces. This poem wasn’t good. We have to look at the reasons why that poem was accepted.

I agree that perspective and context plays a role but the quality of the perspective matters even more. The poem that the fake guy submitted and was excepted isn’t very good. We can’t just settle for mediocrity for us to be at least heard. The quality needs to be up to snuff to what is considered noteworthy. We become

This one is tough for me. As an African American man, I can see why Alexie did this. He wanted help someone of color get a leg up in spite the fact the work is mediocre to just plain not good. In trying to raise the voice of someone of color - who traditionally has had and still has trouble having their voices heard -

The snowflake still writes from their special world. Keeping making up non existent syntax rules for irrelevant pop cultural things. You get the gold star today.

You’re such a special snowflake.

Hmm, I can do that old trick.

I don’t always alcohol, but when I do, it will be something hipster and over priced.

I say...I say son. A joke only works if it makes sense son. You need a better quality of alcohol from a respected proprietor.

Well according to that great sage Eddie Murphy, a man can feel his ass getting hotter when a gay man stares at it. Amirite?

Now that’s funny. Ch ch ch ch changes!

Well you’re simply TD;CL

Great. Now I can’t see these embedded tweets these stories put up. It looks like a grey blob on the page.

“Nope, you know the truth! You are so great! I hope your boyfriend gives you a nice bj today, because you deserve it! Superstar!”

Whaaa? Why? Is this clown anyone we should care about?

“Hundeds, hundeds!”

I see I’m not the only one committing silly writing mistakes today.