yourcruisedirectorjulie
Your Cruise Director Julie
yourcruisedirectorjulie

That’s it, I am buying stock right now in popcorn. All the popcorn companies.

I, too, am disappointed in our President of the Comedy States, Tina Fey.

I took it as satire.

The same as someone who lives alone and doesn’t have enough gym wear. lol also keep loosing socks in my own W/D. i mean....

It’s your problem that you’re looking to a comedian for something way more substantial than a comedic bit. That’s all this was. Stop looking to celebrities for guidance. People are perfectly capable of knowing how to feel about Nazis without help from Tina Fey.

So am I a horrible person if I laughed at “Who drove the car into the crowd? Hillary’s emails?” Because I did laugh. Because that was funny.

I just really like cake.

Jesus Christ this site is sour and humorless.

Your screen name adds the extra touch of authenticity to this post.

If you can’t remember which towel is yours, remembering which charm you picked is probably gonna be a problem too...just sayin’. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Mock all you want, but Mother Pence’s towel charms saved my marriage! My husband and I own exactly two towels and he just can’t keep track of which hook is His and which is Hers, bless his heart! Each and every day I had to wash our two towels - but at least it gave me the daily opportunity to sit atop the dryer while

Just came down here to say that.

“You people made me give up my fucking peanut farm” - Jimmy Carter

It’s a towel. If it smells clean, it’s fine.

My towel is the one that can stand up without a towel rack, that’s how I tell them apart.

In additional heartening news, looks liken Golden State Warriors are also declining the fascist : Nazi invte:

Love how people are “Dahling, I’d adore to but I have to wash my hair. Also, you are a racist pig-dog and a traitor. Kisses. And by kisses I mean die.”

Maybe LL is going because his momma told him to knock Trump out.

the only confirmed attendee is LL Cool J