yourcruisedirectorjulie
Your Cruise Director Julie
yourcruisedirectorjulie

Remember when we couldn’t elect Hillary because she was a hawk who would start wars?

He couldn’t find Guam on a map of Guam.

The environmental damage even from a limited nuclear war would be insane, personally I think a nice quick vaporisation would be better than starving to death, while hoping to not be cannibalised.

Phew. I feel better already!

“Death is only the end if you assume the story is about you.”

Sad thing is Kim is happy in his little Hermit Kingdom while Trump needs the whole world to pay attention to him.

Assuming nobody else gets involved when we start firing missiles.

And it’s kind of became official, I bet, 45 doesn’t know what Guam is.

For those of you too young to recognize the impotent dread you’re feeling: Welcome to Cold War Fear Redux. Yes, you’re going to feel this all the time now. No, there’s no refuge.

It’s been a pretty okay life, up til now. Personally, I’m hoping for instant vaporization over lingering radiation sickness. You?

If I had photoshop I’d add Swifty to this gif.

Rhoda from The Bad Seed.

Kind of seems like the wrong thing to be focusing on here

Yeah - I like Ana ok but I’m only a year older than her and I’m barely nailing down adult life myself. A memoir at this point seems really really premature

In the end, this jury is going to be filled with men, which does not strike me as good or fair.

Just for fun, pretend Obama stood proudly on a stage with his 5 kids from 3 baby mamas and think of the fox news takes the next day.

She’s 40 years old and life expectancy is usually quite long for wealthy white women. Do we need another memoir from someone that age?

I have no idea how that “Trump’s gonna pivot” horse is still running. It hasn’t won a race yet.

I’d rather follow a fan account. An actual fan. One that blows air.